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23:5123:51, 1 April 2025 Belgium (hist | edit) [178 bytes] President (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Country | title = Belgium | flag = | capital = Brussels | population = TBD | president = TBD }} TBD")
23:4623:46, 1 April 2025 Africa (hist | edit) [208 bytes] President (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Euraustraliasia is a continent on Earth. == Countries == Euraustraliasia has countries, here is a list:  * North Africa * East Africa * West Africa * South Africa")
23:2323:23, 1 April 2025 Messenger Pigeons (hist | edit) [674 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Messenger Pigeons were a revolutionary invention which changed how the world communicated. Prior, messenger people had to be sent by boat to deliver messages. After Dana Relay started training pigeons, she realised that pigeons were smarted then originally perceived to be. She used this to train them to be able to decipher addresses and deliver letters. She sold these pigeons to countries and made millions.")
23:1823:18, 1 April 2025 South Illinois (hist | edit) [138 bytes] President (talk | contribs) (Created page with "North Illinois is a continent on Earth. == Countries == Here are the countries within North Illinois: * Union of South Illinois")
23:1423:14, 1 April 2025 Dana Relay (hist | edit) [425 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Person | title = Dana Relay | born = 1768 | died = 1909 | job = Entrepreneur }} Dana Relay was the inventor of Messenger Pigeons. Messenger Pigeons allows the entire world to stay interconnected since 1789. She started training pigeons as a fun hobby, but soon it proved as a good way to make money. Dana was originally from United States of Illinois, but later moved to New Sweden.")

23:5723:57, 31 March 2025 Albania (hist | edit) [854 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Country | title = Albania | flag = Albania_Flag.png | capital = Anëtir | population = 46,721 | president = Micheal Kennedy }} Albania is home to the biggest mint in the world. They mint money to 90% of other countries. They money print includes CHD (Kingdom of Chicago, YND (York New, and NSK (New Sweden). To print all this money without industrialisation, they utilise child labour which is widely accepted by countries because of the benefi...")

11:2211:22, 28 March 2025 Rina Cabinetmaker (hist | edit) [418 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Person | title = Rina Cabinetmaker | born = 1750 | died = 1932 | job = President }} Rina Cabinetmaker was the 2nd president of the Kingdom of Chicago. They were a main driving force in The Warm War, but ended up with PTSD leading to the end of their presidency.")
08:4708:47, 28 March 2025 Strength (hist | edit) [404 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Strength is a scale to compare different people/beings strengths or average strengths. Strength is usually displayed as "10 (20", where their strength is 10 and potential if they trained being 20. While Red Lobsters have a base strength of 50, and an average human having less, this does not mean a red lobster will always beat a human, as additional factors like weapons and strategy come into play")
08:4208:42, 28 March 2025 Melody Simmsoland (hist | edit) [487 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Person | title = Melody Simmsoland | born = 1670 | died = 1849 | married = Kathy Simmsoland | parents = Effie Oland • Ethel Simms | image = MelodySimmsoland.jpg | job = Knight }} Melody Simmsoland (or Ser Melody) was the sister of Flora Simmsoland. She was a great warrior in [[The Warm Wars], but died during them. She was knighted in 1688 after training in combat instead of attending school.")

04:0404:04, 27 March 2025 Eve L. Syencetyst (hist | edit) [592 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Eve L. Syencetsyt (full name of Evelianche Love Syencetsytestium) was born in 1930. They are currently working in Joliet as the leader of a York New science team. == Early Life == epic")

10:4510:45, 26 March 2025 Robert Simmsoland (hist | edit) [516 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Robert Simmsoland ''(1755-1842)'' was married to Marjorie Simmsoland, and parent to Miss-Ter Ser Queen President. She was an excellent composer who redefined music with a new genre. She taught some of this musical knowledge to her daughter. This carried on to The Chosen One which showed interest in music.")
08:1308:13, 26 March 2025 Ethel Simms (hist | edit) [371 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Ethel Simms was mother to Flora Simmsoland and wife to Effie Oland. She was a wonderful tailor. She mades clothes for government officers, rich people, and her family. She really wanted to help the less fortunate by providing clothes, although her wife stopped her saying "It would be a bad look". Ethel taught her skills to her daughter, to continue her legacy.")
08:0708:07, 26 March 2025 Bartenders (hist | edit) [171 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Bartenders are humans which have adapted to the environment on Mars and do not have any contact with Earth. They work in Mars Bars, and often serve Horses.")
04:0204:02, 26 March 2025 Shelby Archer (hist | edit) [571 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Shelby Archer is the current president of New Sweden. She has close relations with a few other leaders such as Miss-Ter Ser Queen President. She was elected in 2020, and is known for her policies regarding lobster research. == Policies == === Lobster Research === Over the past 5 years, Shelby has used over 100,000 kr of taxpayer money to fund the research in Joliet. This has lead to some developments in lobster weapons and lobster defence.")

09:5709:57, 24 March 2025 Marjorie Simmsoland (hist | edit) [1,998 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Marjorie Simmsoland was the second queen of the Kingdom of Chicago. She was born in 1753, and received the throne in 1774. She was often known as "the greatest queen", as she often donated to organizations helping the less fortunate. She was married to George Simmsoland, who was a great musician redefining music. Marjorie is mother to Miss-Ter Ser Queen President, and daughter to Sylvia Simmsoland and Flora Simmsoland.")
09:4009:40, 24 March 2025 Esther Haney (hist | edit) [911 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Esther Haney, born in 1671, was an advocate for equal rights between social classes. Ironically, she ended up being great friends with the dictator Effie Oland. Esther Haney ended up being the first president and the reason for the destruction of dictatorship in the Kingdom of Chicago. Esther Haney was elected president in the second half of 1720, following this she made many decisions alongside Flora Simmsoland to create a more safe and fair environment in...")

07:5607:56, 23 March 2025 Flora Simmsoland (hist | edit) [848 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Flora Simmsoland, born in 1667, and daughter to Effie Oland and Ethel Simms. She was the first queen of the Kingdom of Chicago, before her were dictators/leaders, but Effie Oland changed it into a joint monarchy and democracy. At first she was against this system and attempted to overrule it. She was unable to due to the fact that anyone with high power were already informed of this updated system and were strong believers in it.")
07:5107:51, 23 March 2025 Effie Oland (hist | edit) [1,288 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Effie Oland, born in 1627, was the last dictator of the Kingdom of Chicago. She was married to Ethel Simms. She was friends with Esther Haney which was the one who inspired her to stop dictatorship. She is mother to Flora Simmsoland, who took the throne after her due to the semi-democratic system Effie put in place. == The Semi-Democratic Act == Shortly before her death, she handed everyone working closely to the leader a signed note. This contained the...")

23:4423:44, 11 March 2025 Shelbyville (hist | edit) [544 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Shelbyville is a city within the Kingdom of Chicago. Many military installations are located in Shelbyville.")
23:4323:43, 11 March 2025 Joliet (hist | edit) [545 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Joliet is a city in the Kingdom of Chicago with one of the biggest science institutes in the world. It is actively used by The Lobster Resistance because its where the only Lobsters left on Earth are located.")

09:1809:18, 10 March 2025 The Warm War (hist | edit) [2,449 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Warm War started in 1837 when Chicago was nuked by Lobsters. This war lasted 41 years, the war was similar to The Cold War, but tension was in-between different sections of the city. Lobsters and Humans were slowly pushing on different borders within Chicago and retaking businesses and homes. == History == === 1837 === Lobsters dropped the lobster nuke which initiated this war. Very few people in Chicago survived the lobster nuke, and the nuke its...")

11:5811:58, 6 March 2025 Lobster Spies (hist | edit) [467 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Lobster Spies are people who empathize for Lobsters and give them information to help them defeat humans. Lobster spies should not be confused with Lobster people which willfully help lobsters and lack logical thinking due to the disease. Lobster Spies are doing what they do for lobsters according to their own free will and opinions. In many countries being a Lobster Spy get you put in maximum security prison, or even get the death sentence in France.")
08:2008:20, 6 March 2025 Gender? (hist | edit) [333 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Gender is an ancient concept, and separated people based on things. Gender was abolished by Donald Trump in 6501 BC by considering all humans females. After thousands of years of this gender became a concept of the past and everyone is referred to as "she" or "they" (both considered "gender neutral" as gender no longer exists).")
07:2407:24, 6 March 2025 Kingdom of Chicago (hist | edit) [7,489 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Kingdom of Chicago is the largest and most populous kingdom on the continent of North Illinois, with a current population of 241,081. The Kingdom of Chicago can be confused with Chicago, which is a city ''inside'' The Kingdom of Chicago.")

22:2722:27, 5 March 2025 North Illinois (hist | edit) [392 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "North Illinois is a continent on Earth. == Countries == Here are the countries within North Illinois: * Chicago * York New")
22:2422:24, 5 March 2025 Lobster People (hist | edit) [282 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Lobster People are humans which have been fully taken over by the Lobster Disease. Lobster People lose their memories, thoughts and experiences after being taken over by the disease. They work for Lobsters but can't think, they are like zombies trying to infect more people.")
11:0311:03, 5 March 2025 France (hist | edit) [453 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "France is a country in Euraustraliasia, The Pope was born in France.")
01:3101:31, 5 March 2025 The Nordic Wars (hist | edit) [638 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (created page)
00:2100:21, 5 March 2025 Tomalley (hist | edit) [592 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tomalley is found within the shells of lobsters. It is incredibly difficult to come by however has immense effects on the body when consumed raw. == Effects == When consumed, tomalley gives the user an immense trip for 8 hours. During this time they are prone to lashing out at people that interupt them. Side effects include death, organ failure, and believing your the president (incredibly common for some reason). == York New Epidemic == Tomalley plauged York New...")
00:2000:20, 5 March 2025 Euraustraliasia (hist | edit) [953 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Euraustraliasia is a continent on Earth. == Countries == Euraustraliasia has countries, here is a list:  * New Sweden * Finland * France")
00:1000:10, 5 March 2025 Theorized Lobsters (hist | edit) [685 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "There are 4 known colours of Lobster, however it is believed that they could breed to create hybrid lobsters. Their colours and powers include:")

23:4423:44, 4 March 2025 New Sweden (hist | edit) [2,921 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "New Sweden is a country inside of the continent of Euraustraliasia. It used to be Sweden, Denmark, and Norway but they combined to create a larger, more powerful country. == History == === 1893 === New Sweden was founded. Sweden, Denmark, and Norway signed the #Treaty of New Sweden to become New Sweden. == Treaty of New Sweden == The Treaty of New Sweden is what the countries of Sweden, Denmark, and Norway signed to become one country.")
13:1113:11, 4 March 2025 Earth (hist | edit) [3,760 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Earth is a celestial body in The Solar System, it is home to The Lobster Resistance base and the human race.")
13:0813:08, 4 March 2025 Lobster Essence (hist | edit) [819 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Lobster Essence is an ingredient that can be extracted from Yellow Lobsters. Its only found use in one recipe so far, the recipe of The Antidote.")
11:4711:47, 4 March 2025 The Sun (hist | edit) [315 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Sun is a celestial body in The Solar System. It is where sunflowers grow. The technology to reach the sun was invented in 1991 by The Lobster Resistance and is still used today. == Sunflowers == Sunflowers grow on the sun. They are the key ingredient of The Antidote and do not grow anywhere else.")
05:0705:07, 4 March 2025 Black Lobsters (hist | edit) [314 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Black lobsters are treated as inferior to the other colours of lobster. They are enslaved and used as test subjects or servants by other lobsters.")
05:0405:04, 4 March 2025 Yellow Lobsters (hist | edit) [556 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Yellow lobsters are healers, healing all other lobsters in battle. One yellow lobster can handle up to 10 lobsters at a time. It is unknown whether they can revive dead lobsters or not")
01:3901:39, 4 March 2025 Human Forewerdes (hist | edit) [1,005 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Presumed to be Secret Service Agent 3 by members of the resistance, is currently the president of York New.")
01:3901:39, 4 March 2025 Red Lobsters (hist | edit) [550 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "There only weakness is masking tape")
01:3801:38, 4 March 2025 York New (hist | edit) [4,930 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The kingdom of York New is on the continent of Illinous, south of Chicago. It currently holds a population of over 180 000 people. The people of York New have been able to stay so safe due to the city's defense mechanism. All of York New is underground, making the city extremely safe (despite the drilling incident of 2000). Most members of the populous have never even seen a one of the Lobsters. == History == === 2025 === In March 4th of 2025, Human Forewerd...")

22:5922:59, 3 March 2025 The Moon (hist | edit) [707 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Moon is a Celestial Body that orbits Earth and is part of The Solar System. It is home base to the Lobsters and")
22:2422:24, 3 March 2025 The Solar System (hist | edit) [434 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Solar System is where all the planets are. == Celestial Bodies == === Earth === === Moon === === Sun === === Mars ===")
22:1922:19, 3 March 2025 Horses (hist | edit) [520 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Horses are great animals usually found in Mars Bars. Horses have big armies which can put any military force on earth to shame. They are a neutral force, and are not against Lobsters or The Lobster Resistance.")
22:1422:14, 3 March 2025 Mars (hist | edit) [505 bytes] SomeGuy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The planet where the horses live. There are lots of Mars Bars on Mars")
22:1322:13, 3 March 2025 Mars Bars (hist | edit) [461 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (created page)
02:4102:41, 3 March 2025 Retsbol Baqwerdes (hist | edit) [1,004 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Retsbol Baqwerdes is not a member of The Lobster Resistance however he is a close ally to the The Lobster Resistance (and totally not a lobster). He is stationed in the kingdom of York New. There is a lot of controversy surrounding Retsbol, some claiming he is in fact a Lobster. This is impossible. However, it has been suspected that he has lobster disease based on his symptons, however he refuses to take tests. He is most notabley known for his discussion of the...")
02:3602:36, 3 March 2025 The Prophecy (hist | edit) [610 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "In 1967 a prophecy was found inside a dead lobsters shell at ruins of Chicago. It stated the following "When the last Blue Lobster dies, the moon will start rapidly going Down until it crashes into earth." The prophecy was found by Agnetha Fältskog (later apart of ABBA), and was a key point of evidence in creating The Lobster Resistance.")
02:2702:27, 3 March 2025 Secret Service Agent 0 (hist | edit) [373 bytes] Wooferz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "There is currently limited information about this agent. ")
02:2002:20, 3 March 2025 Lobster Staircase (hist | edit) [6,324 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Okay, buckle up, because we're diving deep into the wonderfully weird world of the Lobster Staircase! Imagine, if you will, a staircase. Not just any staircase, mind you, but one built entirely of… lobsters. Yes, you heard right. Not wooden steps, not marble, not even those fancy spiral ones. We're talking about a shimmering, clacking, crustacean construction that defies all logic and good building codes. Now, picture this: the first step isn't a solid plank, but a p...")
02:1302:13, 3 March 2025 Down (hist | edit) [1,029 bytes] SecretServiceAbandoner (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Everything goes '''Down'''. Chicago is '''Down'''. You will go '''Down'''. - Wooferz == Gravity == There is a common misconception that gravity pulls mass towards mass however this is a lie. Gravity was made up in 1836 by a monkey in the forest. Gravity is actually just a force that pulls everything towards '''Down'''. The moon is currently going '''Down'''. According to the prophecy found in a lobster shell in 1967. When the last Blue Lobster dies the moon will st...")

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