Mars Bars

Mars Bars are the bars found on Mars. This bars contain Horses and Bartenders. Usually after the horse walks in to the bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?" But this have several different versions with alternate stories. Each bar on mars has a different version.

Versions

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend the human language, takes a dookey on the floor and leaves