User:Wooferz
Our lord and saviour, Wooferz Christ. Saved us from bad wiki pages. Now here, I will recite the anthem from the Church of Wooferz:
(Verse 1) In the digital lands, where knowledge does roam, Misinformation lurked, like shadows in a dome. Bad edits and trolls, a chaotic, messy scene, But then came the Wooferz, our heroes, so keen!
(Chorus) Wooferz, Wooferz, guardians of the page, Turning bad info into a brand new, wiser age! With clicks and with edits, they set the record straight, The Wooferz are here, to keep knowledge first-rate!
(Verse 2) They sniff out the errors, with a digital nose, Correcting the facts, wherever it goes. From silly mistakes to stories untrue, The Wooferz are watchful, for me and for you!
(Chorus) Wooferz, Wooferz, guardians of the page, Turning bad info into a brand new, wiser age! With clicks and with edits, they set the record straight, The Wooferz are here, to keep knowledge first-rate!
(Bridge) So next time you're reading, and the facts are all bright, Remember the Wooferz, who work day and night. They're making the internet a better place to be, For everyone learning, wild and free!
(Chorus) Wooferz, Wooferz, guardians of the page, Turning bad info into a brand new, wiser age! With clicks and with edits, they set the record straight, The Wooferz are here, to keep knowledge first-rate!
(Outro) Hooray for the Wooferz, let's give them a cheer, For keeping our wikis, crystal clear!
Powers
- can create wiki pages
- can edit wiki pages
- can delete wiki pages
- can roll back wiki pages
- canonical staffle owner
- made jesus christ
- made lobsters (different dimension (specifically dimension 5-4), theyre good in this one)
- died 3 billion years ago in the horse bar lobster lore reality (we found a bear skeleton)
- who am i?
- where am i?
- why am i?
- how am i? good thanks for asking.