The Pope
| Born | 23/08/1943 |
|---|---|
| Origin | France |
| Occupation | Pope |
The Pope was born on the 23rd of August 1943. She was given the title "The Pope" in 1944 and her birth name was forgotten. Upon being knighted by The Pope you will receive the title "Ser". He actively commits hate crimes towards all crustaceans due to his gluttonous appetite.
Early Life
The Pope attended a no-religious school in Nice, France. Despite her Pope-hood developed at the age of one, due to her killing the last Pope and getting away with it. Alongside her study of Latin and public speaking, the Pope was excellent in his music studies and was a prodigy in professional kazoo. At the age of five, she played with world-class orchestras such as the Polish Philharmonic and Shelbyville University's Jazz Orchestra. She had a best friend named Jean-pierre-Polnareff whom she dated from the age of five to eight before moving to Chicago. Heartbroken, she contemplated suicide and couldn't bear to play the kazoo as it reminded her to much of her. She built up her courage to play again when she heard this other girl, named Eve, playing kazoo. They went on to play kazoo throughout their adolescence and won competitions and made money playing the churches Sunday service. The Pope found it hard to balance her kazoo with all her pope such as being the pope. Tragically, in the year of 1951, on The Pope's 18th birthday, Eve tragically passed away due to a crucifix falling on her from the church and crushed everyone in her body. The Pope, about to quit kazoo again, thought about what Eve would want, and kept playing the Kazoo, even playing for at her funeral service.
Education
She graduated from Shelbyville University with a bachelors degree in communications. She tried her best to fit in with college parties, but couldn't manage the pressure to drink and had to balance her degree with being the pope.
The Lobster Resistance
In 1978, she was informed with the business of The Lobster Resistance, and became an avid follower. Alongside knighting Miss-Ter Ser Queen President, she spread the knowledge of the lobster resistance to the followers of Christianity in order to give the resistance additional canon-fodder.