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Kingdom of Chicago

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The Kingdom of Chicago is the largest and most populous kingdom on the continent of North Illinois, with a current population of 241,081. The Kingdom of Chicago can be confused with Chicago, which is a city inside The Kingdom of Chicago. The president of the Kingdom of Chicago is Miss-Ter Ser Queen President, which has been president since 1921. The Queen of Chicago is also Miss-Ter Ser Queen President since 1824.

History

1720

The ruthless dictator Effie Oland died and their final act was to change Chicago's law to be joint leadership of a elected president and the current monarch. Flora Simmsoland took the crown and Esther Haney was elected president.

1774

The crown was given up by Flora Simmsoland and given to Marjorie Simmsoland.

1824

Marjorie Simmsoland was deemed unfit to rule and the crown was given to Miss-Ter Ser Queen President.

1837

Chicago was hit by the lobster nuke. The Warm War started.

1921

Miss-Ter Ser Queen President was elected "democratically" elected as the president, in light of the Lobster moving to The Moon. She ran aside Retsbol Baqwerdes.

1923

The president signed the Anti Lobster People Act of 1923, this protected the rest of the kingdom by sending Lobster People to Chicago to live out their crustacean lives. After this, no more people died of Lobster Disease excluding the people to willfully entered Chicago.

1926

The Secret Service was formed in order to protect the president.