Lobsters

Flag of the Lobsters

Lobsters are the main enemy of The Lobster Resistance. They are chaos-causing maniacs and are enemies to (most) of mankind. Their main base is on The Moon. They started as a food for humans, but they rebelled. They have developed advanced technology allowing them to kill humans in mass, most notably The Lobster Nuke. They get information about humans from Lobster Spies.

Lobster Colours

Lobsters can have many different colours, having their own strengths and weaknesses. This is the list of confirmed lobster colours. There are other Theorized Lobsters, which have other colours.

Red

Red Lobsters have a weakness to masking tape

Blue

Blue Lobsters are known to excel at science, but are less combatant.

Yellow

Yellow Lobsters are good at healing hurt lobsters, their full skills are not yet known.

Black

Black Lobsters are treated as slaves by the other colours of lobster. They are used as test subjects or servants by other lobsters.

White

White Lobsters are a one in a million mutation for any lobster, when this happens lobsters treat it as fate and they become The Lobster King.

Powers

Lobsters have various powers which assist them in their goal to take over the world.

Breathing Underwater

This may be obvious, but is a rather important fact if dealing with The Chosen One.

Brain Cells

Lobsters get smarter the closer they are to the center of the earth, or the moon. This allows them to develop advanced technology like the Lobster Nuke.

Lobster Disease

If you are close to lobsters for too long, you will develop Lobster Disease, eventually it will cause you to start transforming into a Lobster Person. If the conversion has started the only way to undo it is The Antidote.

Battle Strategies

Lobster Staircase

To make a Lobster Staircase the lobsters climb up on eachother to reach higher places and defeat there enemies. So far we have only seen one instance of the lobster staircase. It toppled over and they all died.

Lobster Sword

Three lobsters interlock with their claws to create a sword that can be held by another lobster. One of these killed two people in 1326.

Lobster Nuke

This nuke developed by Blue Lobsters killed thousands of people in Chicago. The nuke was dropped in 1837 and left the city a zombie of its previous glory. The design of the nuke is still a mystery but scientists from The Lobster Resistance are trying to understand it from schematics found in the ruins of Chicago. The nuke itself resulted in a massive explosion, and millions of lobsters being released all over the city. The lobsters released from the nuke seem to have been hurt from the nuke itself as they died shortly after the devastation.

History

1837

1837, Chicago, Colourized

1837, Chicago, Lobster Sighting

The first discovery of Lobsters was in Chicago, where the infamous Lobster Nuke was dropped and devastated the city, killing approximately 10,000 people. After the nuke had dropped, many believed in other areas of the world had believed that it was a meteor strike, while the people in the Kingdom of Chicago started fighting in The Warm War.

The nuke had been developed by Blue Lobsters. It was created and deployed as revenge for humans eating them for centuries.

1846

The Lobsters nerfed guns. Guns are now nerfed

1921

This is when The Lobster Commander decided to move the base of operations from The Mariana Trench to The Moon. This also had some impact on the politics in the Kingdom of Chicago.

1945

In May of 1945 many astronomers reported an increase in shooting stars, which has continued to this day. The reason for this increase is the lobster commander started sending lobsters to various locations in the milky way. Lobsters are sent to explore the reaches of space and find other crustaceans on exoplanets. This mission has been largely unsuccessful, but is continued.

1967

A dead Lobster's shell was found and inside The Prophecy was found, stating the following: "When the last Blue Lobster dies, the moon will start rapidly going Down until it crashes into earth."