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Freaky Free Key

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A picture of a Freaky Free Key.

The Freaky Free Key was a weapon discovered by Ser Freaky in Joliet. It proved as an effective way to deal with Lobsters in The Warm War. Freaky Free Keys were mass produced and sent to Chicago, but they soon ran out and they started losing the war again. The ends of the Freaky Free Keys were made out of Red Plastic.