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[Miss-Ter Sir Queen President] is also "democratically" elected as the President of Chicago, in light of the Lobster activity | [[Miss-Ter Sir Queen President]] is also "democratically" elected as the President of Chicago, in light of the Lobster activity | ||
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Lobsters are the main enemy of The Lobster Resistance. They are chaos-causing maniacs and are enemies to (most) of mankind. Their main base is on the moon. Their only known weakness is masking tape.
Powers
Lobsters have various powers which assist them in their goal to take over the world.
Breathing Underwater
This may be obvious, but is a rather important fact if dealing with The Chosen One.
Brain Cells
Lobsters get smarter the closer they are to the center of the earth, or the moon. This allows them to develop advanced technology like the Lobster Nuke.
Infection
If you are close to lobsters for too long, you will start to transform into one. If the conversion has started the only way to undo it is The Antidote.
History
1837
The first discovery of Lobsters was in Chicago, where the infamous Lobster Nuke was dropped and devastated the city, killing approximately 10,000 people.
1921
This is when the lobster commander decided to move the base of operations from The Mariana Trench to The Moon. Miss-Ter Sir Queen President is also "democratically" elected as the President of Chicago, in light of the Lobster activity