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[[File:Freaky Free Key.jpg|thumb|433x433px|A picture of a Freaky Free Key.]]
The Freaky Free Key was a weapon discovered by [[Ser Freaky]] in [[Joliet]]. It proved as an effective way to deal with [[Lobsters]] in [[The Warm War]]. Freaky Free Keys were mass produced and sent to [[Chicago]], but they soon ran out and they started losing the war again. The ends of the Freaky Free Keys were made out of [[Red Plastic]].